The final points for October 2023 are in!:
• Chris: +80
• Ethan: +900,110
• Diego: +900,360
• Landon: -110
• Luke: +95
• Alex: -70
• Eli: +100,030
[Tue Oct 10]
Diego: +5pts for singing a great song
[Wed Oct 11]
Ethan: +5pts for meowing
Diego: +5pts for saying "pluh" at Ryiot numerous times
Landon: -20pts for sounding everyone
Landon: -5pts for asking for points
Landon: +1pts for pity/love
Kara: +10pts for knowing Ryiot the longest and seeing him be a shithead and going "haha that's my friend" regardless
Ethan: +5pts for telling Ryiot about Max
Kara: +2pts for being at lunch today
Landon: -6pts for not looking at Ryiot
Kara: -10pts for eating butter and refusing a divorce
Diego: +10pts for singing Ryiot a song on demand
Kara: +5pts for eating a plate
Kara: -2pts for insulting Ryiot's taste in men
Chris: -50pts because he asked for less points
Landon: +10pts for being a good, submissive mailwife
Kara: +5pts for letting Ryiot eat her mac and cheese and some other point thing he forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Landon: +5pts for apologizing profusely
Landon: -10pts for making a KKK joke
Landon: -5pts for asking for -420 points
Chris: -30pts for calling Eli daddy
Ethan: -10pts for saying "an aids ass" and then asking to not have points taken
Landon: -10pts for not explaing how to marry him to Ryiot and Ethan
Landon: +30pts for man door hand hook car door
Ethan: +10pts for pissing his pants at man door hand hook car door
[Thu Oct 12]
Alex: -10pts for getting his license today and also having ROTC today
Diego: -20pts for not immediately wanting to suck Ryiot's dick
Ethan: -10pts for warning Eli the flavored lube is bad
Diego: -10pts for calling Ryiot "daddington"
Chris: -100pts for making a consent joke
Diego: +10pts for crying
Diego: +10pts for making the rules and also making Landon an anime girl
Diego: -5000pts for saying "sucrose sperm" and "glucose infant"
Diego: +5000pts for singing a song to void the previous -5000pts
Diego: +500pts for making the RSBA website
Diego: -400pts because thats too many points
Diego: -10pts for calling Ryiot sweaty as a reference
Diego: +5pts for saying he wants points
Ethan: +90pts for having hiccups
Diego: +10pts because Ethan's winning
Landon: +50pts for saying he'd such Ryiot's dick and then asking who wants to feel his tip
Landon: +20pts for singing a great song
Diego: +10pts for singing the song
Landon: -All points for saying Ryiot was his husbando then taking it back
Luke: +20pts for Bonnie and Foxy piss
Diego: +30pts for the cutest website ever
Luke: +0pts for getting Ryiot cookies but it was a ploy
Landon: -20pts for white boy state
Landon: -10pts for saying "rizz up"
Luke: +10pts for not being an idiot
Landon: +20pts for wolfjob in general
Landon: -30pts for making an AIDS joke and other STI jokes
Diego: +20pts for adding the mug to the website
Landon: +15pts for owning the mug
Ethan: +100pts for finding and purchasing the mug
Landon: +30 for being cool and calling Ryiot "sir"
Eli: +80pts because they need points :3
Diego: +30pts for website slay
Reese: -All the points (indefinite) (fuck reese)
Landon: +0pts for ████████████████████████████████ (wtf, landon)
[Fri Oct 13]
Luke: +10pts for liking aple spicnw
Diego: +5 because Ryiot saw him walk by
Ethan: +10pts because that was kinda fuckin funny (no context needed :3)
Luke: -10pts for Disney Pixar Frozen pencil
Luke: +10pts for Disney Pixar Frozen pencil (but standing up this time)
Luke: -10pts for drawing a penis with the Disney Pixar Frozen pencil
Chris: +30pts for saying Ryiot looks like a guy
Chris: +30pts for teaching Ryiot the bro code
Kara has left the competition.
Eli: -30pts for not taking the voting system seriously
[Sun Oct 15]
Chris: +15pts for being at S███████s before Ryiot
[Mon Oct 16]
Diego: +10pts for being visible
Chris: +30pts for telling Ryiot he looks like a guy and possibly sucking up
Chris: -5pts for saying Ryiot looks like "a dude named Chris"
Diego: +50pts for singing didn't I do it for you
Landon: +30pts for knowing the reference
Diego: +15pts for doing a little dance
Diego: +50pts for saying damn and fuck repeatedly
Diego: +5pts for going to fuck
Landon: +100pts for double lobotomy
Ethan: +10pts for "pluh"
Luke: +80pts for pity
[Tue Oct 17]
Chris: +10pts for "Nah ur okie baby cakes"
Ethan: +30pts for lunch line
Ethan: +20pts for great and salty chips
[Wed Oct 18]
Diego: -100,000pts for trying to get points
Diego: +1,000,000pts for being born this way
Ethan: -50pts for not remembering how Ryiot broke his ankle
Landon: -50pts for saying "absotootley"
Landon: -100pts for putting his cane tip in his mouth
Chris: -500pts for grabbing Landon's dick twice
Chris: +700pts because Ryiot likes him I guess
[Thu Oct 19]
Landon: +15pts for saying Napoleon was an inspiration
All contestants -50 pts for not commenting on Ryiot shitting with the door open
[Fri Oct 20]
Diego: +30pts for making a deal in front of Ryiot and for making a great sound
Ethan: -30pts for saying "spread the sheets"
Landon: +100pts because Ryiot saw him in the hall
Luke: +10pts for a drawing rec
[Mon Oct 23]
Diego: -30pts for "bunger"
[Tue Oct 24]
Ethan: +900,000pts for "Landon, do you suckle at the teat?"
Eli: +30pts for mpreg
Eli: +100,000pts for fucking God
[Wed Oct 25]
Diego: +30pts for Big Time Rush
[Fri Oct 27]
Ethan: -20pts for asking about Ryiots fazballs and then reminding him he can take points