Ryiot's Sugar Babies of America

The final points for October 2023 are in!:

• Chris: +80

• Ethan: +900,110

• Diego: +900,360

• Landon: -110

• Luke: +95

• Alex: -70

• Eli: +100,030

DIEGO WINS THE OCTOBER 2023 COMPETITION!

October 2023

[Tue Oct 10]

Diego: +5pts for singing a great song

[Wed Oct 11]

Ethan: +5pts for meowing

Diego: +5pts for saying "pluh" at Ryiot numerous times

Landon: -20pts for sounding everyone

Landon: -5pts for asking for points

Landon: +1pts for pity/love

Kara: +10pts for knowing Ryiot the longest and seeing him be a shithead and going "haha that's my friend" regardless

Ethan: +5pts for telling Ryiot about Max

Kara: +2pts for being at lunch today

Landon: -6pts for not looking at Ryiot

Kara: -10pts for eating butter and refusing a divorce

Diego: +10pts for singing Ryiot a song on demand

Kara: +5pts for eating a plate

Kara: -2pts for insulting Ryiot's taste in men

Chris: -50pts because he asked for less points

Landon: +10pts for being a good, submissive mailwife

Kara: +5pts for letting Ryiot eat her mac and cheese and some other point thing he forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Landon: +5pts for apologizing profusely

Landon: -10pts for making a KKK joke

Landon: -5pts for asking for -420 points

Chris: -30pts for calling Eli daddy

Ethan: -10pts for saying "an aids ass" and then asking to not have points taken

Landon: -10pts for not explaing how to marry him to Ryiot and Ethan

Landon: +30pts for man door hand hook car door

Ethan: +10pts for pissing his pants at man door hand hook car door

[Thu Oct 12]

Alex: -10pts for getting his license today and also having ROTC today

Diego: -20pts for not immediately wanting to suck Ryiot's dick

Ethan: -10pts for warning Eli the flavored lube is bad

Diego: -10pts for calling Ryiot "daddington"

Chris: -100pts for making a consent joke

Diego: +10pts for crying

Diego: +10pts for making the rules and also making Landon an anime girl

Diego: -5000pts for saying "sucrose sperm" and "glucose infant"

Diego: +5000pts for singing a song to void the previous -5000pts

Diego: +500pts for making the RSBA website

Diego: -400pts because thats too many points

Diego: -10pts for calling Ryiot sweaty as a reference

Diego: +5pts for saying he wants points

Ethan: +90pts for having hiccups

Diego: +10pts because Ethan's winning

Landon: +50pts for saying he'd such Ryiot's dick and then asking who wants to feel his tip

Landon: +20pts for singing a great song

Diego: +10pts for singing the song

Landon: -All points for saying Ryiot was his husbando then taking it back

Luke: +20pts for Bonnie and Foxy piss

Diego: +30pts for the cutest website ever

Luke: +0pts for getting Ryiot cookies but it was a ploy

Landon: -20pts for white boy state

Landon: -10pts for saying "rizz up"

Luke: +10pts for not being an idiot

Landon: +20pts for wolfjob in general

Landon: -30pts for making an AIDS joke and other STI jokes

Diego: +20pts for adding the mug to the website

Landon: +15pts for owning the mug

Ethan: +100pts for finding and purchasing the mug

Landon: +30 for being cool and calling Ryiot "sir"

Eli: +80pts because they need points :3

Diego: +30pts for website slay

Reese: -All the points (indefinite) (fuck reese)

Landon: +0pts for ████████████████████████████████ (wtf, landon)

[Fri Oct 13]

Luke: +10pts for liking aple spicnw

Diego: +5 because Ryiot saw him walk by

Ethan: +10pts because that was kinda fuckin funny (no context needed :3)

Luke: -10pts for Disney Pixar Frozen pencil

Luke: +10pts for Disney Pixar Frozen pencil (but standing up this time)

Luke: -10pts for drawing a penis with the Disney Pixar Frozen pencil

Chris: +30pts for saying Ryiot looks like a guy

Chris: +30pts for teaching Ryiot the bro code

Kara has left the competition.

Eli: -30pts for not taking the voting system seriously

[Sun Oct 15]

Chris: +15pts for being at S███████s before Ryiot

[Mon Oct 16]

Diego: +10pts for being visible

Chris: +30pts for telling Ryiot he looks like a guy and possibly sucking up

Chris: -5pts for saying Ryiot looks like "a dude named Chris"

Diego: +50pts for singing didn't I do it for you

Landon: +30pts for knowing the reference

Diego: +15pts for doing a little dance

Diego: +50pts for saying damn and fuck repeatedly

Diego: +5pts for going to fuck

Landon: +100pts for double lobotomy

Ethan: +10pts for "pluh"

Luke: +80pts for pity

[Tue Oct 17]

Chris: +10pts for "Nah ur okie baby cakes"

Ethan: +30pts for lunch line

Ethan: +20pts for great and salty chips

[Wed Oct 18]

Diego: -100,000pts for trying to get points

Diego: +1,000,000pts for being born this way

Ethan: -50pts for not remembering how Ryiot broke his ankle

Landon: -50pts for saying "absotootley"

Landon: -100pts for putting his cane tip in his mouth

Chris: -500pts for grabbing Landon's dick twice

Chris: +700pts because Ryiot likes him I guess

[Thu Oct 19]

Landon: +15pts for saying Napoleon was an inspiration

All contestants -50 pts for not commenting on Ryiot shitting with the door open

[Fri Oct 20]

Diego: +30pts for making a deal in front of Ryiot and for making a great sound

Ethan: -30pts for saying "spread the sheets"

Landon: +100pts because Ryiot saw him in the hall

Luke: +10pts for a drawing rec

[Mon Oct 23]

Diego: -30pts for "bunger"

[Tue Oct 24]

Ethan: +900,000pts for "Landon, do you suckle at the teat?"

Eli: +30pts for mpreg

Eli: +100,000pts for fucking God

[Wed Oct 25]

Diego: +30pts for Big Time Rush

[Fri Oct 27]

Ethan: -20pts for asking about Ryiots fazballs and then reminding him he can take points